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PREFACE
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We all know that Æsop has made his birds and beasts talk, and reason too; and that so well, as still to make the
volume bearing his name, a favourite with thousands. Perhaps too, we all know that some French author, has objected to this method
of teaching; alleging that children should not be imposed upon (or something to that effect), and led to believe in the reality of talking birds and beasts. To me it appears plainly that they do not, nor are they inclined to
believe in any such reality. Observe two or three children at play with a favourite kitten. When one of them, in mere wantonness,
shall give the little animal a rap on the nose, or a squeeze by the tail, the owner of the cat will instantly exclaim — ‘Poor
little pussy, she does not like that, she says!’ Now, the child knows very well that the cat did not say a
word about the matter, but she looked and acted as if she had, and that was enough.
In the following pages, I have endeavoured to make my winged and creeping correspondents, talk in their own character, according to their well-known habits and pursuits.
I have added a few notes, sometimes of illustration and sometimes of inquiry; for, as natural history is almost a boundless field, I may stand in need of correction myself. It will be obvious that I have taken only some of the plainest and simplest subjects, for the purpose of trying whether any interest can be awakened in young minds by such means. And as I like to write for children, and think a great deal of information might be blended with amusement in this way, I hold myself acquitted of the charge of trifling and puerility, and am the young reader’s friend and well-wisher,
R. B.
P. S. — The letters signed C. are written, or translated, if you please, by my eldest son; together with the verses on the close of May-day, at the end of the volume.
THE
BIRD AND INSECTS’
POST-OFFICE.
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LETTER I.
FROM THE MAGPIE TO THE SPARROW.
LITTLE JABBERER,
I HAVE many times thought of addressing to you a few words of advice, as you seem to stand in need of such a friend. You know that I do not stand much upon ceremony; I am always ready for talking and for giving advice, and really wonder how other birds can keep themselves so quiet. Then you will pardon my frankness, since you know my character, when I inform you, that I think you remarkably tame and spiritless: you have no enterprise in you. In an old farm-yard, shuffling amongst the straw, there you may be found morning, noon, and night; and you are never seen in the woods, and groves, with me and my companions, where we have the blessing of free liberty, and fly where we please. You must often have heard me sing; that cannot be doubted, because I am heard a great way. As to me, I never come down to your farm, unless I think I can find a hen’s egg or two amongst the nettles, or a chicken or duck just hatched.
I earnestly advise you to change your manner of life, and take a little free air, as I do. Stop no longer in your dull yard, feeding upon pigs’ leavings, but come abroad with me.— But I must have done, till a better opportunity; for the gamekeeper with his gun has just turned the corner. Take my advice, and you may be as well off, and learn to sing as well as I do.
Yours, in great haste,
Mag.
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LETTER II.
THE SPARROW’S REPLY.
OLD MAG. (I won’t say neighbour),
I WAS hopping along the top ridge of the house when I received your insolent and conceited epistle, which does you
no credit, but is very much in your usual style. ‘Little Jabberer,’ indeed! and pray, what is your letter of advice? Nothing but
jabber from beginning to end. You sing, you say. I have heard you often enough: but if yours is singing, then
I must be allowed to be no judge of the matter. You say you are afraid of the game-keeper; this, perhaps, shows some sense in you;
for he is paid for killing all kinds of vermin.
And so you come down to our farm when you think you can steal something! Thus, if I did not hide my eggs, and my young ones, in a hole too small for you to enter, I can see pretty plainly, how I should come off with your thieving and your advice.
Be advised in your turn: keep away from our yard; for my master has a gun too; and your
chattering, which I suppose you call singing, he abominably hates. You will be in danger of catching what the game-keeper
threatens, and then where is the great difference between your station and mine?
From my lodging under the thatch of the stable, I am, as you may happen to behave yourself,
Yours, at a convenient distance,
&c. &c.
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LETTER III.
FROM A YOUNG GARDEN SPIDER TO HER MOTHER.
DEAR MOTHER,
I CANNOT exactly tell what happened before I came out of the shell; but, from circumstances, I can give you some
information. When I came to life, amongst some scores of other little merry yellow creatures, I found myself, and all of us,
enclosed in a thing, through which we with our eight eyes could see very well, but could not instantly get out. I soon perceived
that we, in the egg state, wrapped in a white bag, as you left us, had been put into a thing called a bottle, by one of those
great creatures, whom we always call striders; but this was a particular one of that tribe, who wanted to
play tricks with us — one whom they would perhaps call a philosopher.
Long life to you, dear mother, and plenty of flies.
Yours ever, &c.
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LETTER IV
FROM A YOUNG NIGHTINGALE TO A WREN.
Dated ‘Home Wood.’
NEIGHBOUR,
WHEN we last met, you seemed. very lively and agreeable, but you asked an abundance of questions, and particularly
wanted to know whether we nightingales really do, as is said of us, cross the great water every year, and return in the spring to
sing in your English groves. Now, as I am but young, I must be modest, and not prate about what I cannot as yet understand. I must
say, nevertheless, that I never heard my parents talk of any particular long journey which they had performed to reach this
country, or that they should return, and take me, and the rest of the family with them, at any particular time or season. I know
this, that I never saw my parents fly further at one flight, than from one side of a field to another, or from one grove to the
next. Who are they who call us ‘birds of passage?’
‘You talk of primroses that you pulled on Candlemas-day, but what think you of me, who heard a nightingale on New
Year’s day? Perhaps I am the only man in England who can boast of such good fortune. Good indeed! for if it was at all an
omen, it could not be an unfavourable one. The winter, however, is now making himself amends, and seems the more peevish
for having been encroached on at so undue a season. Nothing less than a large slice out of the spring will satisfy
him.’ He adds the following lines on the occasion: [Bloomfield's note]‘To John Johnson, Esq.
‘To the Nightingale, which
the Author heard sing on New Years-day, 1792. We nightingales are the birds for song! This you will acknowledge, I dare say, though I have not began yet. I will give
you a specimen when I come back (if I am really to go), and you will hear me in ‘Home Wood’ when it is dark,
and you have crept into your little nest in the hovel.
Believe me, I have a great respect for you, and am your young friend,
THIRD-IN-THE-NEST.
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LETTER V.
FROM AN EARWIG, DEPLORING THE LOSS OF ALL HER CHILDREN.
DEAR AUNT,
YOU cannot think how distressed I have been, and still am; for, under the bark of a large elm, which, I dare say, has stood there a great while, I had placed my whole family, where they were dry, comfortable, and, as I foolishly thought, secure.
But only mark what calamities may fall upon earwigs before they are aware of them! I had just got my family about me, all white, clean, and promising children, when pounce came down that bird they call a wood-pecker; when, thrusting his huge beak under the bark where we lay, down went our whole sheltering roof! and my children, poor things, running, as they thought, from danger, were devoured as fast as the destroyer could open his beak and shut it. For my own part, I crept into a crack in the solid tree, where I have thus far escaped: but as this bird can make large holes into solid timber, I am by no means safe.
This calamity is the more heavy, as it carries with it a great disappointment; for very near our habitation was a high wall, the sunny side of which was covered with the most delicious fruits; peaches, apricots, nectarines, &c. all just then ripening; and I thought of having such a feast with my children as I had never enjoyed in my life.
I am surrounded by wood-peckers, jackdaws, magpies, and other devouring creatures, and think myself very unfortunate. Yet, perhaps, if I could know the situation of some larger creatures — I mean particularly such as would tread me to death if I crossed their path — they may have complaints to make, as well as I.
Take care of yourself, my good old aunt, and I shall keep in my hiding-place as long as starvation will permit. And, after all, perhaps the fruit was not so delicious as it looked — I am resolved to think so, just to comfort myself.
Yours, with compliments, as usual.
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LETTER VI.
FROM THE WILD DUCK TO THE TAME DUCK.
Dated Lincoln and Ely Fens.
DEAR COUSIN,
I SUPPOSE I must call you so; though I declare I know not how we are related. But though I am thought so very wild
and shy, I have still a kind of fellow- feeling for you; and, if you are not gone to the spit before this comes to you, I should
be glad of your reply in a friendly way. You know very well that you are intended to be eaten, and so are we — when they can catch
US. I understand that you never fly, and that you seldom waddle above a meadow’s length from your pond, where you keep puddling
and groping from daylight till dark. This, I assure you, is not the life that I lead. We fly together in vast numbers in the
night, for many miles, over this flat, wet country: so, as to water, we have an inexhaustible store; we may swim ourselves tired.
But, I dare say, every station of our duck-lives is subject to some disadvantages and some calamities. Thus, with all our
wildness, we are not secure; for we are taken sometimes by hundreds in a kind of trap, which is called a decoy. John Walker’s Bedford Level, a tract of fens consisting of 300,000 acres, in the counties
of Norfolk, Suffolk, Huntingdon, Northampton, Lincoln, Cambridge, and the Isle of Ely, which appears to have been dry land
formerly, by the ruins of houses, large trees, &c. that have been found in several parts. After divers expensive
attempts to drain these fens in the reign of Henry VI. and Charles I., William, duke of Bedford, and others, in 1649,
undertook and completed it, so far as to bring about 100,000 acres of good land into use. In these fens are several decoys,
where astonishing quantities of wild-fowl are taken during the season. One of these, not far from Ely, generally sends 3000
couple weekly to London, and is let for 500l. a year.’See Walker’s
Gazetteer, article ‘Bedford Level.’ [Bloomfield’s note]
Some of our tribe have been made tame like you (but I hope you are not so false-hearted), and
then their masters feed them plentifully, in a place contrived on purpose, with a narrow entrance, with which these traitor ducks are well acquainted, so that they can pass in and out at a place which we strangers should
never have thought of. They are sent out in the dusk of the evening, when they soon join with large companies of us strangers; and
knowing, as they do, their way home, and that they shall find food, they set off, close at each other’s tails, along a ditch or
water-course, and we fools follow them.
The entrance, as far as I could see of it, is very narrow; for I have been twice within a
hair’s breadth of being caught, and do not pretend to know all about it; but I wish heartily, that every duck and drake in the
country — ay, and every one of our allies, the geese, too, could say as much; could say that ‘they had twice been on the verge of
destruction, by keeping bad company, but had escaped.’
What becomes of my companions, when taken, I think I have heard pretty accurately; for there is somewhere, a very large assemblage of fellow-creatures to those, who catch us, and whose demand seems never to be satisfied. Well, never mind, cousin; I am determined to fly and swim too, as long as I can, and I advise you to do the same, and make the most of your day.
Hoping to hear from you, I am affectionately your wild cousin.
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LETTER VII.
THE TAME DUCK’S REPLY.
COUSIN WILDING,
I CONFESS I did not at all expect to hear from you; for I always believed you to be one of those thoughtless young
creatures which are to be found in other stations of life, as well as in yours and mine, who, as soon as they get fledged, and
able to get abroad, care no more for their parents, and those who brought them up, than I care for a shower of rain. However, you
have escaped danger twice, and you have reason to congratulate yourself. I have been sitting here upon ten
eggs for three weeks past, and, of course, have another week to be confined; but then the thoughts of the pleasure I shall have in
hatching and guiding my young ones to the water, is ample payment for all my pains. They will look so clean and so delighted, and
will do as they are bid by the smallest quack that I can utter, that I must be a bad mother indeed if I am not proud of them.
Perhaps you will wonder when I tell you that we have a creature here — fledged indeed — which is called a hen; a strange,
cackling, flying, useless, noisy, silly creature, which is as much afraid of water as you are of your decoy. I have often known
one of these birds to hatch nine or ten of my eggs; and then if you wanted to ridicule the lifted foot of conceit, and the dignity
of assumed importance, you should see her lead her young, or more properly, see the young lead her to the nearest water they can
find. In they go, and she begins to call and scold, and run round the edge to save them from drowning! Now, what fools these hens
must be compared to us ducks! at least, I, for one, am determined to think so. I have seen this same hen with the brood about her,
scratching in our farmyard with all her might; when, not considering who was behind her, or who under her feathers, she has kicked
away one little yellow duck with one of her claws, and another with the other, till I wished I had her in a pond; I would have
given her a good sousing, depend upon it. But really, cousin, don’t you think that this way of contradicting our natures and
propensities, is very wrong? Suppose, for instance, I should set upon a dozen of that silly creature’s eggs which I mentioned
above — for I will never consent to have them matched with us — I should then, to be sure, have a week’s holiday, as they sit but
three weeks: but what should I bring to light? a parcel of little, useless, tip-toed, cowardly things, that would not follow me
into the pond — I cannot bear to think of it. I have written you a long letter, and can think of no more but quack! quack! quack!
and farewell.
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LETTER VIII.
FROM THE GANDER TO THE TURKEY-COCK.
Your old friend,
HISS.
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LETTER IX.
THE DUNGHILL COCK TO THE CHAFFINCH.
I HAVE often, during the spring and summer, heard you of a morning piping away in the hedges, sometimes as soon as I was up myself, and thought your singing pretty fair, and that you conducted yourself as you ought to do. But this I cannot say lately; for it is quite overstepping the bounds of decency and good manners, when you and your brother pilferers, now the winter is come, make it your daily practice to come by scores, as you do, into our yard, and without any ceremony eat up all the barley you can lay your beaks to. I suppose when the spring comes again, and you find more to satisfy you outside a farm-yard than within, you will be off to the hedges again. I shall let you alone, unless the barley runs short, which is to support my wives and children; when, if you still venture to continue your pilferings, you must not be surprised should some of you feel the weight of my displeasure.
I must go after my family, who are all out of my sight since I have been writing this.
Yours, in haste, and a friend if possible,
CHANTICLEER.
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LETTER X.
THE BLUE-BOTTLE FLY TO THE GRASS-HOPPER.
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LETTER XI
THE GLOW-WORM TO THE HUMBLE-BEE.
SPANGLE.
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LETTER XII.
FROM THE PIGEON TO THE PARTRIDGE.
WHAT a long time it is since I received your kind letter about the ripening corn, and the dangers you were presently
to be subject to, with all your children. You will think me very idle, or very unfeeling, if I delay answering you any longer; I
will therefore tell you some of my own troubles, to convince you, that I have had causes of delay, which you can have no notion of
until I explain them. You must know, then, that we are subject to more than the random gun-shot in the field, for we are sometimes
taken out of our house a hundred at a time, and put into a large basket to be placed in a meadow, or spare plat of ground suiting
the purpose, there to be murdered at leisure. This they call ‘shooting from the trap,’singly, and carry us to a small box, at the distance of fifty or sixty yards; this box has a lid, to
which is attached a string, by means of which, he, the man (if he is a man), can draw up the lid, and let us fly at a signal
given. Every sensible pigeon of course flies for his life, for, ranged on each side, stand from two to four or six men with guns,
who fire as the bird gets upon the wing; and the cleverest fellows are those, who can kill most; — and this they call sport! I have sad cause to know how this sport is conducted, for I have been in the trap myself. Only one
man, or perhaps a boy fired at me as I rose; but I received two wounds, for one shot passed through my crop, but I was astonished
to find how soon it got well; the other broke my leg just below the feathers. O what anguish I suffered for two months, — at the
end of which time it withered and dropped off. So now instead of running about amongst my red-legged brethren, as a pigeon ought,
I am obliged to hop like a sparrow. But only consider what glory this stripling must have acquired, to have actually fired a gun,
and broke a pigeon’s leg!! Well, we both know, neighbour Partridge, what the Hawk is; he stands for no law, nor no season, but
eats us when he is hungry. He is a perfect gentleman compared to these ‘Lords of the Creation,’ as I am told they call themselves;
and I declare to you upon the honour of a pigeon, that I had much rather be torn to pieces by the Hawk than be shut up in a box at
a convenient distance to be shot at by a dastard. You partridges are protected during great part of the year by severe laws, but
whether such laws are wise, merciful, or just, I cannot determine, but I know that they are strictly kept, and enforced by those
who make them. Take care of yourself, for the harvest is almost ripe.
I am your faithful
ONE-LEGGED FRIEND AT THE GRANGE.
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LETTER XIII.
THE WOOD-PIGEON TO THE OWL.
MY GOOD, OLD, WISE, SECLUDED, AND QUIET FRIEND,
I WRITE to you in the fulness of my heart, for I have been grossly insulted by the Magpie, in a letter received this
morning; in which, I am abused for what my forefathers did long before I was born. I know of nothing more base, or more unjust,
than thus raking up old quarrels,
From the plantation of firs,
near the forest side,
WOOD-PIGEON.
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LETTER XIV.
THE OWL IN REPLY TO THE WOOD-PIGEON.
DISTRESSED NEIGHBOUR,
I AM sorry for your trouble, but cheer up your spirits, and though you are insulted, remember who it is that gives the affront, it is only the magpie; and depend upon it, that in general, the best way to deal with impudent fools is to be silent, and take no notice of them. I should have enough to do, if I were to resent all her impertinences. She will come sometimes round the ivy where I lodge in the old elm, or into the tower on the top of the hill; and there she will pimp and pry into my private concerns and mob me, and call me ‘old Wigsby’ and ‘doctor Winkum,’ and such kind of names, and all for nothing. I assure you it is well for her, that she is not a mouse, or she should not long escape my talons: but whoever heard of such a thing as eating a magpie? I live chiefly on mice (when I am at liberty to catch them), but I have my complaints to make, as well as you, for you know I hold a high situation in the post-office, and I suppose you know, likewise, that the letters are brought in so very late, that it often takes me half the night to sort them, and night is the very time when I ought to get my own food! At this rate of going on, and if the cats are industrious as usual, there will not be a mouse left for me, if I do not give up my place.
I have heard that my family are famed for wisdom; but for my part, I will not boast of any such thing: yet I am wise enough to know, that other people in high offices expect either a good salary or perquisites, as a reward for their labour, or what is easier still, somebody to do all the work for them. If I hold in my present mind until next quarter, I will certainly send in my resignation. Thus you see what an important thing it is to suit the office to the person, or the person to the office on whom it is conferred; for had the magpie, or instance, been secretary, every one of the letters would have been peeped into, for a certainty, for nothing can escape her curiosity. I will try to bear with my situation a little longer, and believe me to be.
Your true friend
SECRETARY TO THE
BOARD OF MANAGERS.
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LETTER XV.
FROM A SWALLOW IN THE SOUTH OF FRANCE TO AN ENGLISH ROBIN.
DEAR LITTLE BOB,
I REMEMBER your peaceful singing on the top of your shed, near my late dwelling, and I remember, also, that I promised to write you some account of my journey. You may recollect, that at the close of your summer, when flies become scarce, we all assembled on a sunny morning, on the roof of the highest building in the village, and talked loudly of the flight we intended to take. At last came the day appointed, and we mounted up in a vast body and steered southward. Being hatched in England, I had thought your valleys and streams matchless in beauty; and for any thing I know to the contrary, they certainly are; but I am now a traveller, and have a traveller’s privilege to say what I like. When we reached the great water, I was astonished at its width, but more still to see many travelling houses going at a prodigious rate, and sending forth from iron chimneys columns of black smoke over the face of the water, reaching further than you ever flew in your life; they have a contrivance on each side which puts the waves all in commotion, but they are not wings. My mother says that in old times, when swallows came to England, there were no such things to be seen. We crossed this water, and a fine sunny country beyond it, until I was tired, and we now found flies more abundant, though the oldest amongst us assure me, that we must travel further still, over another wide water, into a country where men’s faces are of the same colour as my feathers, black and tawny; but travellers see strange things. When I come to England again, I will endeavour to find out your village. I hope, for your sake, you may have a mild winter and good lodgings.
This is all the news worth sending, and I must catch flies for myself now, you know.
So farewell,
for I am in haste.
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ON HEARING THE CUCKOO AT MIDNIGHT,
MAY 1ST, 1822.
BY CHARLES BLOOMFIELD.