4042. Robert Southey to Herbert Hill, 13 July 1823
Address: To/ The Reverend Herbert Hill/ Streatham/ Surrey
Stamped: KESWICK/ 298
Postmarks: E/ 16 JY 16/ 1823; 10 F. NOON 10/ JY.16/ 1823
MS: Keswick Museum and Art Gallery, WC 234. ALS; 4p.
Unpublished.
Edward’s broken head, as it has been brought to light, may do him some service: any exposure of this kind serves for a time to check the abominable system which the head master wants either feeling, or courage, or sense to suppress. I am more sorry for Phillimore the father,
than for Edward. He was contemporary with me, & a more inoffensive & thoroughly respectable boy never went thro the school. I never knew him do an ill-natured thing, or say an ill-natured word. But it has been his fate to be notoriously hen-pecked
& so mala avis malum ovum.
Poor Phillimore would have been employed more to his own & to the general good if he had used his influence for putting St Peter’s College to rights, than in meddling with the Marriage Act, & with Catholic Emancipation.
Tom reached Quebec on the 28th May.
& seems to have been very hospitably received there by Symes,
an old shopman of my Fathers who married a French-Canadian widow, & is now a rich merchant. On the 31st he set off in the steam packet for Montreal.
The Doctor has been applied to to know whether it would be agreable to me to be elected an Associate of this Royal Society of Literature,
– certainly it will not, seeing the scheme is so excellently miscontrived that such an appointment carries with it neither honour nor profit. The person so appointed is to write an annual essay, & receive 100 guineas a year. Now it is quite as well to receive 100 £ for an article in the Q.R. as far as profit is concerned, & in other points a great deal better. I could do no worse that to accept such an offer, if it were come to date obolum.
Edith-May has had a severe bilious attack, which has left her very weak. To day has brought with it the first appearance of a convalescents appetite. I shall probably send her shortly to Wordsworths for change of air, & delay my own journey till the middle of the autumn for the sake of taking her with me. She has invitations to the East & the West, & will make a wide progress before she returns home. – For myself I have not been able to subdue the annual visitation of catarrh, & it has brought on a return of my old infirmity,
– but in a slight degree. I am now trying for it the balsam of Copaiba,
with good opinion of its efficacy. A companion who would walk with me from ten to twenty miles a day would prove the surest physician. – The rest of my household are in tolerable condition, thank God. Cuthbert has insensibly past from infancy into that stage of childhood when the character of the individual physical & moral begins to assume its permanent features. He grows very thin, – & it is not without some secret apprehension that I perceive how much the intellectual is likely to predominate over the animal part of his xxxx xxxx xxxx nature.
That I may pass to a lighter subject – here are eight conundrums for the boys, each containing the name of a Greek author
1 Anna, my wife.
2 A common play thing belonging to Henry & his brother.
3 What happens if when I am looking into the glass, you [MS missing]ok in it too?
[MS missing]hat a pair of turtle doves who are offered for sale would say to the Duchess of Gloucester
(or to Mrs Gonne) if they could speak.
5 Lady Diana, highly perfumed.
6 A woman’s peculiarities.
7 A wandering young Gentleman
8 Lay your hand upon your breeches pocket, & then ask “what part is this?
On the opposite page is the key to this nonsense.
If it be nonsensical enough to make my Aunt & Miss Bigg
smile, I shall be glad
God bless you
RS.
1. Menander. 2 Harry’s top and his. 3 Isaeus. 4 Polly, buy us! 5 Diodorus. 6. Her oddities. 7 Strabo. 8. Your hip it is.